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With each passing day, the Taco Bell mild sauce that appeared on my bathroom counter becomes a more apt but somehow less explainable metaphor for my life

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With each passing day, the Taco Bell mild sauce that appeared on my bathroom counter becomes a more apt but somehow less explainable metaphor for my life

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These toots serve as my final will and testament bury me with my shit you can't have it

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These toots serve as my final will and testament bury me with my shit you can't have it

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Oh dear yes this is the end please bury me with all my shit

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Oh dear yes this is the end please bury me with all my shit

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I overdid it when doing a dab and I fear that this may be the end :dontcry:

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I overdid it when doing a dab and I fear that this may be the end :dontcry:

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Dread Central is mostly just a "What media does Stephen King like right now?" feed at this point.

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Dread Central is mostly just a "What media does Stephen King like right now?" feed at this point.

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If the apocalypse happens, don't sequester yourself in a bunker. Come to my place. We'll be passing blunts and doing earthwork

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If the apocalypse happens, don't sequester yourself in a bunker. Come to my place. We'll be passing blunts and doing earthwork

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@HeavenlyPossum :thisisfine:

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@HeavenlyPossum :thisisfine:

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@HeavenlyPossum That seems antithetical to like...the reasons one would become a leftist

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@HeavenlyPossum That seems antithetical to like...the reasons one would become a leftist

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@HeavenlyPossum Libertarians, I'd imagine

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@HeavenlyPossum Libertarians, I'd imagine

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I never hear about sports anymore and that is very, very exciting to me. It's taken (number of years social media has existed) for me to achieve a sports-free social media experience.

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I never hear about sports anymore and that is very, very exciting to me. It's taken (number of years social media has existed) for me to achieve a sports-free social media experience.

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The power of ChatGPT just using it as a translator is banana sandwich af :hellmo:

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The power of ChatGPT just using it as a translator is banana sandwich af :hellmo:

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Seriously what in the fuck is wrong with the people at Fox? It's so disappointing that people turn out this way https://www. thedailybeast.com/fox-news-fli ps-out-over-biden-wearing-sneakers-like-a-speedo-at-a-funeral

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Seriously what in the fuck is wrong with the people at Fox? It's so disappointing that people turn out this way https://www. thedailybeast.com/fox-news-fli ps-out-over-biden-wearing-sneakers-like-a-speedo-at-a-funeral

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There are some really attractive aspects to becoming a supervillain that I sometimes find difficult to turn down

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There are some really attractive aspects to becoming a supervillain that I sometimes find difficult to turn down

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Nice

https://www. power-technology.com/news/esto nia-lithuania-latvia-brell/

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Nice

https://www. power-technology.com/news/esto nia-lithuania-latvia-brell/

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I've heard people saying that sending Brad Ganley $20 is very fulfilling. Lots of people saying this

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I've heard people saying that sending Brad Ganley $20 is very fulfilling. Lots of people saying this

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Well that sure is a thought that was had: https://sh.itjust.works/post/1527023

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Well that sure is a thought that was had: https://sh.itjust.works/post/1527023

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My god, this is going to be a new level of not good https://youtu.be/Ades3pQbeh8

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My god, this is going to be a new level of not good https://youtu.be/Ades3pQbeh8

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The live-action One Piece movie is going to be such an unbelievable, game-changing piece of dogshit

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The live-action One Piece movie is going to be such an unbelievable, game-changing piece of dogshit