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"A boulder? In our marital bed?"

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"A boulder? In our marital bed?"

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Miracle Workers is just such a gem of a show

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Miracle Workers is just such a gem of a show

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I'm making the shittiest focaccia right now you guys don't even know

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I'm making the shittiest focaccia right now you guys don't even know

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I'm following an actual recipe for bread (normally I eyeball the ratios and kind do bread jazz) and this is the most fucked up I've ever had a dough be before.

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I'm following an actual recipe for bread (normally I eyeball the ratios and kind do bread jazz) and this is the most fucked up I've ever had a dough be before.

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:patrickdance:

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:patrickdance:

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Give this man an oscar https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=HNziOoXDBe g

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Give this man an oscar https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=HNziOoXDBe g

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I've been watching a ton of videos of guys fucking with phone scammers and it's been quite cathartic

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I've been watching a ton of videos of guys fucking with phone scammers and it's been quite cathartic

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The guy driving this truck has a name and address

https://m.toad.host/@jackofalltrades@m as.to/110735326666329884

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The guy driving this truck has a name and address

https://m.toad.host/@jackofalltrades@m as.to/110735326666329884

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https://lemmy.world/post/1855583

What percentage of those unsolved murders were committed by the cops, do you think?

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https://lemmy.world/post/1855583

What percentage of those unsolved murders were committed by the cops, do you think?

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Beefaroni

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Beefaroni

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@FeralRobots I just saw a thread about this on Lemmy. It really does feel like a feature that exists purely to be annoying.

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@FeralRobots I just saw a thread about this on Lemmy. It really does feel like a feature that exists purely to be annoying.

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https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=RpwQObHEOj I

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https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=RpwQObHEOj I

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Gabbie Hanna is unhinged

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Gabbie Hanna is unhinged

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Mastodon and Lemmy are 100000000x better than the experience I've had on all other social media platforms combined. I fucking the love the fediverse a lot

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Mastodon and Lemmy are 100000000x better than the experience I've had on all other social media platforms combined. I fucking the love the fediverse a lot

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@loren I’ve been trying to get a recording for weeks of this electrotone synthesizer ass bird and when I do, you’ll be like “oh man this is even more my shit what is this magical wonderland”

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@loren I’ve been trying to get a recording for weeks of this electrotone synthesizer ass bird and when I do, you’ll be like “oh man this is even more my shit what is this magical wonderland”

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I woke up and my spit is too thick fuck this shit

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I woke up and my spit is too thick fuck this shit

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Stolen valor? I prefer stolen velour

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Stolen valor? I prefer stolen velour

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Lol what https://www. thedailybeast.com/trump-org-on ce-hired-suspected-gilgo-beach-serial-killer

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Lol what https://www. thedailybeast.com/trump-org-on ce-hired-suspected-gilgo-beach-serial-killer

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@loren you would love the little bird alcove behind my house. Theses some bird back there that sounds like a ringtone

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@loren you would love the little bird alcove behind my house. Theses some bird back there that sounds like a ringtone

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Lol I made another mastodon server that can actually receive updates

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Lol I made another mastodon server that can actually receive updates